me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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