let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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