he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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