We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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