is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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