Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
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being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
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We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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