brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
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I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
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So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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