Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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