And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
We are all done wearing pants today
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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