Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
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What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
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Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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