what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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