i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Randomize
