Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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