Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
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could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
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He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
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