i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
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the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
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I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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