Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
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I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
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My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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