That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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