2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
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