so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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