I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
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I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
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so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
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