I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Can't talk, ducks in the car
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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