This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
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HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
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He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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