Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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