but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I woke up with a black eye and dim memories of announcing that i had super powers. I shoved my pockets full of canned tuna and tried to jump off the balcony. And then my boyfriend called the cops.
so you're not coming in to work today?
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
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Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
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at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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