I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
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it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
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LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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