if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
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WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
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ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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