I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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