DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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