i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
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I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Everyone says I win the strip club
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The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I could fuck to npr.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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