Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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