just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
We have started to decorate penises.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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