I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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