she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize
