I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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