He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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