you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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