ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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