How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
she told me i tasted like america
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
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Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
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Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
My bed smells like the plague
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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