Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
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I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
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We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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