Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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