so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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