Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
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