Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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