somebody snuck up and got me drunk
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
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