i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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