...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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