Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Randomize