Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
