Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
What drink are we having for lunch?
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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