Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
what day is it and did you see me today?
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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