is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
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