Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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