out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
God, I missed his penis.
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