so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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