So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
