Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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